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Roughly Translated
Sometimes what we say doesn’t match what we do. “I’m going to do the dishes” = I’m going to eat all the crackers while I stare at bacon grease. “I found my soccer shorts” = I pulled everything out of the dryer and threw it on the floor. “I brushed my teeth” = I licked...